Today's QUOTE:
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) was asked what type of earning was best, and he replied: ” A man’s work with his hands and every (lawful) business transaction.”
——— Al-Tirmidhi, Hadith 846.
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Today's HUMOUR
The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) was asked what type of earning was best, and he replied: ” A man’s work with his hands and every (lawful) business transaction.”
——— Al-Tirmidhi, Hadith 846.
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Today's HUMOUR
An American, an Italian and a Sardar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building...
They were eating lunch and the American said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Paratha and dal again. If I get paratha and daal one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day - The American opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and jumps. The Sardar opens his lunch, sees paratha and daal and jumps to his death also...
At the funeral..... The American's wife is weeping... She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef & cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Italian's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn't realize he hated pasta so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"
....................They were eating lunch and the American said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building." The Italian opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Pasta again! If I get pasta one more time I'm going to jump off, too." The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Paratha and dal again. If I get paratha and daal one more time I'm jumping too."
Next day - The American opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Italian opens his lunch, sees pasta and jumps. The Sardar opens his lunch, sees paratha and daal and jumps to his death also...
At the funeral..... The American's wife is weeping... She says, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef & cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!" The Italian's wife also weeps and says "I could have given him pizza or lasagna! I didn't realize he hated pasta so much." Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife... "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"
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